Khayra gets me to do things against my will. Like stop littering. Or being considerate about the environment. Or not smoking. Or being kind to animals. And humans.
Fuck the environment.
She’s not a vegetarian, but fuck vegetarians, too.
“Hi. I’m here to apply for my Shiny ID card.”
“Have you filled in the form using the online application application?”
“No.”
“Well, you have to do that.”
“Can I just not apply here?”
“Yes. As of yesterday you can apply here, but not tomorrow.”
“So why did you tell me I had to do an online application application?”
“The requirement for an online application application applies to online applications.”
“So what do I do?”
- Alexander McNabb of fakeplasticsouks.blogspot.com
Click here for the rest. I enjoyed it. A snippet of Middle East efficiency.
Kids:
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